- You can only see your poopie when you go in the potty
- Give your brother/sister his/her balls back
- Do you like it when someone pulls your tail? Then don't pull the dog's tail, OK?
- Do you want to go poopie in the potty or in your pants?
- You can only touch your own penis.
- Don't take your poopie out of your pants.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003)