Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Things I never imagined I would say

As anyone with kids knows, you say some pretty silly stuff when you are around two year olds all day.
  • You can only see your poopie when you go in the potty
  • Give your brother/sister his/her balls back
  • Do you like it when someone pulls your tail? Then don't pull the dog's tail, OK?
  • Do you want to go poopie in the potty or in your pants?
  • You can only touch your own penis.
  • Don't take your poopie out of your pants.
I know there are a lot more but that is all I can think of right now:) I slept till 7am today so I will keep this one brief.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003)