Things I never imagined I would say

As anyone with kids knows, you say some pretty silly stuff when you are around two year olds all day.

• You can only see your poopie when you go in the potty
• Give your brother/sister his/her balls back
• Do you like it when someone pulls your tail? Then don't pull the dog's tail, OK?
• Do you want to go poopie in the potty or in your pants?
• You can only touch your own penis.
• Don't take your poopie out of your pants.

I know there are a lot more but that is all I can think of right now:) I slept till 7am today so I will keep this one brief.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003)

Al