Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Funny moments from the weekend

I have always loved adding subtitles to pictures or movies with the sound turned off (don't ask, it is from my college days.) The kids just make it even more fun.

Fireman: "If you see smoke, get out of the house"
William: "So it sounds like I first need to memorize a blue print of our house, then come up with several exit strategies depending on the circumstances."

Abbie and Addison: "You go girl!, no, you go girl!

William: "Taking into consideration my mass, the pitch of the slide, and the composite material is made of I might have a chance at reaching terminal velocity... this could be tricky."

Jackson: "Was that funny to you... did I make you laugh funny man?"

William: "Am I the only one here concerned by the fact that a man is dressing up as a dog to get closer to children?"

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)