Fireman: "If you see smoke, get out of the house"
William: "So it sounds like I first need to memorize a blue print of our house, then come up with several exit strategies depending on the circumstances."
Abbie and Addison: "You go girl!, no, you go girl!
William: "Taking into consideration my mass, the pitch of the slide, and the composite material is made of I might have a chance at reaching terminal velocity... this could be tricky."
Jackson: "Was that funny to you... did I make you laugh funny man?"
William: "Am I the only one here concerned by the fact that a man is dressing up as a dog to get closer to children?"
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. William: "So it sounds like I first need to memorize a blue print of our house, then come up with several exit strategies depending on the circumstances."
Abbie and Addison: "You go girl!, no, you go girl!
William: "Taking into consideration my mass, the pitch of the slide, and the composite material is made of I might have a chance at reaching terminal velocity... this could be tricky."
Jackson: "Was that funny to you... did I make you laugh funny man?"
William: "Am I the only one here concerned by the fact that a man is dressing up as a dog to get closer to children?"
Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
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2 comments:
Hilarious!
Awesome.
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