- "When we get to school, we will be somewhere else." - Addison
- "Because I did" - William answering why did you do "that" no, it does not matter what "that" is, same answer:)
- "William, I am so proud of you" - Addison after William went poo-poo in the potty.
- "I bumped my cheek on my teeth". - Jackson in response to my question "what did you bump your cheek on?"
- "If I loose it I won't know where it it" - Addison
- "I can't see when he's in my way" - Addison
- "I didn't bite him, I pinched him with my teeth" - Jackson's answer after I asked "Did you bite your brother?"
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), What Is Man? (1906)